And so sayeth the Tebow...so sayeth we all. For on the 2nd day he was foisted upon us to impart the wisdom of the book.
Chapter 2, Verse 1, Question One: What is your favorite ice cream? And then the Tebow spoke: "Well, I kind of like Vanilla with Chocolate Swirl". And the room was a "Twitter" and the voices rose in unison "The Tebow likes Vanilla with Chocolate Swirl". And the acolytes from the village of Gainesville foisted upon the Publix and Kroger of the world the newest flavor of the ice cream "Tebow Swirl".
And then....the Tebow departed. And a crowd must gather and follow, with the blazing of the lights and the Tebow smiled, not a smile of disdain, nor a smile of happyness...but rather the smile of knowledge, knowledge that he is the Tebow. He is all knowing and we all shall bow to the greatness.
Chapter 6, Room 5, Interview 12. Question 2: Who dare dishonor the Tebow by not voting for him? Mind thee not the vote be insignificant, but rather why disrepect the Tebow by not allowing him to be the unanimous selection for the Team of 1st, of the SEC?
Chapter 6, Rooms 6-11, Interviews many. How dareth one of the wise elders known as the coach not continue the legacy of the Tebow? Thoughest the wise elder knows that the Tebow cares not, the wise elder disdains that the evil ones seem to.
Chapter 9, Rooms 1-3. The evil ones of the Letter 4 ask the wise elders incessantly? How dare the wise elder cast dispersions upon the Tebow! And the wise elders looked with disdain..."Why shall the Evil Ones be the only who care of such trivial matters?".
And so this poor peasant smiles at the legacy. For the Tebow is all knowing, though this poor peasant still poses the question of the ages "If the Tebow faceth off with the Norris of Chuck...whom shall be the victor?".
And the Tebow sayeth "Let thee be entertained by the Python of Monty". Courtesy: The You Tube.
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