Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Buckwheat Scenario, Day 2

“Wait a minute, we have some breaking news!”. “I believe that we’ve got some videotape” “Okay, let’s go to the videotape” “That’s right, former child star Buckwheat, has been shot” “Take a look, let’s go to the videotape” “Again, Buckwheat, the former star, America’s darling, has been shot” “We’ll have more on this soon”

STOP!!!!!

Brett Fah…fah…faaaah….fav..favra…Farve has sent his paperwork to the NFL. So what? Does that mean he has filed before the tax deadline? Will he get his green card? I DON’T FREAKIN’ CARE!!!!!!! There are what, maybe 372 other stories going on in Sports right now! Just stop, please stop, and make it go away!!!!! Stay tuned as the “Four-Letter Word” brings us the Fahv…fah….faaahhh…favra….Farve Channel (ESPN 4)!!!!

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