Jose Canseco Just Won't Go Away

The comedy side show of Jose Canseco is reaching a new level of absurdity as the former juiced up slugger is going to throw fists in MMA.

Yes even though Vai Sikahema beat the bejesus out of you in your first bout with celebrity boxing then not having the skill to even finish off Danny from the Partridge Family (Danny Bonaduce) back in January isn't enough to convince Canseco that this is a really dumb idea.

Jose can't you see your 15 minutes ended when you cracked your skull in Cleveland trying to catch a fly ball.

Anyway the show will go on and Canseco will make is MMA debut May 26 in Japan to face Hong Man Choi from South Korea in what is billed as the Dream 9 card in Yokohama Arena.

Here's your tale of the tape:

Jose Canseco: 6-4 and 260 pounds

Hong Man Choi: 7-foot-2, 330-pounds

Bail Jose... Please Bail.

Here's Canseco gettin' whoop by Sikahema [Thanks ESPN/Youtube]

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