The Buckwheat Scenario...
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we still bring you more on this developing story" "It appears that the beloved child actor Buckwheat, was shot on a street corner earlier today" "For those who have not seen it, let' go to the videotape""Let's take a look, you see Mr.Wheat emerge from the vehicle with his ever-present grin, he looks to his left, waves and then look closely""Yes, look closely at the surprise on his face, could he be looking at his assasin?" "More on this story as it develops"
Brett Favre Pee's...
Alright, enough! Stop! We are now subjected to all night stakeouts at Packers camp! Why? Do we have to know that Brett Fah...fah...faaaav...faaaavra...Favre drove into Packers camp in an SUV? Lord knows, we breathlessly await the first press conference and not to be out done, our friends at the Four-Letter Word (ESPN) are promising a live half-hour show this afternoon.
You think I'm kidding about ESPN 4- The Fah...fah...faaav...faaaaavra...Favre channel? At this point, you might as well!@##$*&!
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