Sunday, December 14, 2008

Chizik To Auburn... WTF!!!

Those of you who use those infernal text messages these days understand where we're coming from... this is nothing but one of those all-time head scratchers...

We're talking Hall of Fame Head Scratchers...

Let's see... Auburn Athletic Director Jay Jacobs, who by now should have an unlisted number and police protection, decided to "accept the resignation" of Tommy Tuberville and go after the guy who people thought was nuts when he left the Plains and took the Head Coach position in...

Wait for it...

AMES, IOWA...???

Two years and a handful of wins later, we return you to your previously scheduled Defensive Coordinator- Gene Chizik... as the new Auburn Head Coach... ((pictured, thanks kcci.com))

Right... we understand... completely...
Even television stations in Iowa ((translation: KCCI-TV)) are running question and answer session under the following title... "Is Auburn crazy...?"

Think we all know the answer to that one...

There is a team meeting scheduled for Sunday.
It is not know whether or not Chizik will be there to attend.

The carousel now heads to Ames and the following names: Northern Iowa's Mark Farley, Buffalo's Turner Gill, TCU's Gary Patterson, and Brady Hoke of Ball State.

The Birmingham News reports Chizik's salary wil go from $1.1-million to around $2-million.
You know something...? That comes out to $400,000 per win for Chizik in the Big 12.

Nice work if you can get it...

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