Greetings from Outer Mongolia!
Okay, so I'm not really in Mongolia; but I am in my wife's hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana dilligently killing time while she is on a working vacation. It's in that spirit and the spirit of the Holiday's (but no actual spirits were involved in the writing of this...yet), that we bring you the 1st Annual Bowl Edition of the Dirty Dozen.
Without re-hashing my regular season success. I believe the number was something like...oh...81-18 on the season, but I digress. Undoubtedly, most of you reading this (hopefully somebody will read it besides me) are involved in a bowl pool somewhere...if not, well...we certainly don't advocate gambling or anything like that. That being said, let's get on with the Bowl Selections:
Dec. 20th- The Eagle Bank Bowl ?? (Never heard of this) Wake Forest 27, Navy 23
Dec. 20th- The New Mexico Bowl (Another new one) Fresno State 31, Colorado State 17
Dec. 20th- The Magic Jack St.Petersburg Bowl (Don't ask) South Florida 35, Memphis 13
Dec. 20th- The Pioneer/Las Vegas Bowl BYU 34, Arizona 28
Dec. 21st- The R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (Who is R+L and what do they carry?) Troy 35, Southern Miss. 21
Dec. 23rd- San Diego County Credit Union Poinsetta Bowl (Try getting that on a trophy) Boise State 23, TCU 17
Dec. 24th- Sheraton Hawaii Bowl Hawaii 28, Notre Dame 27 (That's for intrepid Sports Anchor Mark Harmon)
Dec. 26th- Motor City Bowl (Handouts accepted) Central Michigan 45, Florida Atlantic 31
Dec. 27th- Meineke Car Care Bowl (Yawn!) North Carolina 31, West Virginia 23
Dec. 27th- Champs Sports Bowl (Free Gear!) Florida State 21, Wisconsin 13
Dec. 27th- Emerald Bowl California 27, Miami 21
Dec. 28th- Independance Bowl (Where's Poulan when you need them?) La. Tech 33, Northern Illinois 21
Dec. 29th- Papa John's Bowl (Mmmmm...pizza) Rutgers 41, NC State 27
Dec. 29th- Valero Alamo Bowl Missouri 38, Northwestern 28
Dec. 29th- Roady's Humanitarian Bowl (Why?) Maryland 24, Nevada 23
Dec. 30th- Texas Bowl Rice 33, Western Michigan 24
Dec. 30th- Pacific Life Holiday Bowl Okie State 47, Oregon 33
Dec. 31st- Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl (BHAFB?) Houston 35, Air Force 24
Dec. 31st- Brut Sun Bowl (How 'bout "BRUTAL"?) Pitt 37, Oregano State 31
Dec. 31st- Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Boston College 34, Vandy 27
Dec. 31st- Insight Bowl (????) Kansas 41, Minnesota 21
Dec. 31st- Peach Fil-A Bowl (Are we done yet?) Ga.Tech 27, LSU 26
Jan. 1st- Outback Bowl (Best halftime meal of them all) South Carolina 27, Iowa 23
Jan. 1st- Crap One Bowl (Yawn!) Georgia 28, Michigan State 23
Jan. 1st- Konica-Minolta Gator Bowl Clemson 33, Nebraska 13
Jan. 1st- Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi (and most presumptious) State Penn 38, USC 37
Jan. 1st- Fed Ex Orange (how is this a BCS Game?) Cincinnati 34, Va.Tech 21
Jan. 2nd- AT&T Cotton Bowl (Are we freakin' done yet?) Ole Miss 38, Texas Tech 27
Jan. 2nd- AutoZone Liberty Bowl Kentucky 28, E.Carolina 12
Jan. 2nd- Allstate Sugar Bowl Alabama 41, Utah 28
Jan. 3rd- International Bowl (Turner Gill got robbed!) Buffalo 38, UConn 21
Jan. 5th- Tostitos Fiesta Bowl (Try the Lime Flavor!) Texas 136, Ohio State 12
Jan. 6th- GMAC Bowl (Are they in business still?) Ball State 27, Tulsa 26
Jan. 8th- BCS Championship Game (The end of the endless parade of boring ass bowl games!) Florida 41, Oklahoma 37
Jesus, are there any games left? This list goes on forever, if you stayed with me...thanks, you are too devoted. Watch some of these games, they should be good. But please don't watch them all...if you do...then it is a sure sign you might need to get a life (Just sayin')
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year...oh and Happy Festivus for the rest of Us!
Okay, so I'm not really in Mongolia; but I am in my wife's hometown of Lafayette, Louisiana dilligently killing time while she is on a working vacation. It's in that spirit and the spirit of the Holiday's (but no actual spirits were involved in the writing of this...yet), that we bring you the 1st Annual Bowl Edition of the Dirty Dozen.
Without re-hashing my regular season success. I believe the number was something like...oh...81-18 on the season, but I digress. Undoubtedly, most of you reading this (hopefully somebody will read it besides me) are involved in a bowl pool somewhere...if not, well...we certainly don't advocate gambling or anything like that. That being said, let's get on with the Bowl Selections:
Dec. 20th- The Eagle Bank Bowl ?? (Never heard of this) Wake Forest 27, Navy 23
Dec. 20th- The New Mexico Bowl (Another new one) Fresno State 31, Colorado State 17
Dec. 20th- The Magic Jack St.Petersburg Bowl (Don't ask) South Florida 35, Memphis 13
Dec. 20th- The Pioneer/Las Vegas Bowl BYU 34, Arizona 28
Dec. 21st- The R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl (Who is R+L and what do they carry?) Troy 35, Southern Miss. 21
Dec. 23rd- San Diego County Credit Union Poinsetta Bowl (Try getting that on a trophy) Boise State 23, TCU 17
Dec. 24th- Sheraton Hawaii Bowl Hawaii 28, Notre Dame 27 (That's for intrepid Sports Anchor Mark Harmon)
Dec. 26th- Motor City Bowl (Handouts accepted) Central Michigan 45, Florida Atlantic 31
Dec. 27th- Meineke Car Care Bowl (Yawn!) North Carolina 31, West Virginia 23
Dec. 27th- Champs Sports Bowl (Free Gear!) Florida State 21, Wisconsin 13
Dec. 27th- Emerald Bowl California 27, Miami 21
Dec. 28th- Independance Bowl (Where's Poulan when you need them?) La. Tech 33, Northern Illinois 21
Dec. 29th- Papa John's Bowl (Mmmmm...pizza) Rutgers 41, NC State 27
Dec. 29th- Valero Alamo Bowl Missouri 38, Northwestern 28
Dec. 29th- Roady's Humanitarian Bowl (Why?) Maryland 24, Nevada 23
Dec. 30th- Texas Bowl Rice 33, Western Michigan 24
Dec. 30th- Pacific Life Holiday Bowl Okie State 47, Oregon 33
Dec. 31st- Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl (BHAFB?) Houston 35, Air Force 24
Dec. 31st- Brut Sun Bowl (How 'bout "BRUTAL"?) Pitt 37, Oregano State 31
Dec. 31st- Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl Boston College 34, Vandy 27
Dec. 31st- Insight Bowl (????) Kansas 41, Minnesota 21
Dec. 31st- Peach Fil-A Bowl (Are we done yet?) Ga.Tech 27, LSU 26
Jan. 1st- Outback Bowl (Best halftime meal of them all) South Carolina 27, Iowa 23
Jan. 1st- Crap One Bowl (Yawn!) Georgia 28, Michigan State 23
Jan. 1st- Konica-Minolta Gator Bowl Clemson 33, Nebraska 13
Jan. 1st- Rose Bowl Game Presented by Citi (and most presumptious) State Penn 38, USC 37
Jan. 1st- Fed Ex Orange (how is this a BCS Game?) Cincinnati 34, Va.Tech 21
Jan. 2nd- AT&T Cotton Bowl (Are we freakin' done yet?) Ole Miss 38, Texas Tech 27
Jan. 2nd- AutoZone Liberty Bowl Kentucky 28, E.Carolina 12
Jan. 2nd- Allstate Sugar Bowl Alabama 41, Utah 28
Jan. 3rd- International Bowl (Turner Gill got robbed!) Buffalo 38, UConn 21
Jan. 5th- Tostitos Fiesta Bowl (Try the Lime Flavor!) Texas 136, Ohio State 12
Jan. 6th- GMAC Bowl (Are they in business still?) Ball State 27, Tulsa 26
Jan. 8th- BCS Championship Game (The end of the endless parade of boring ass bowl games!) Florida 41, Oklahoma 37
Jesus, are there any games left? This list goes on forever, if you stayed with me...thanks, you are too devoted. Watch some of these games, they should be good. But please don't watch them all...if you do...then it is a sure sign you might need to get a life (Just sayin')
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year...oh and Happy Festivus for the rest of Us!
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