Sunday, August 23, 2009

Plaxico Burress hires "Prison Consultant"

Plaxico Burress has retained the services of a prison consultant to give the former NFL receiver the scoop of life behind bars.

Burress' attorney, Benjamin Brafman, told the New York Post, "We are consulting with an expert in the field who will address and advise us, Mr. Burress and his family, on what to expect while incarcerated, and how to use his period of confinement as productively as possible,"

That's some of the best lawyer speak I've heard in a long time. I hope the first thing Plax's prison consultant tells him is by no circumstances get into a 3-point stance. It could be painful. By the way, how much does this "prison consultant" charge? Did #7 have a prison consultant before he was incarcerated.

Burress plead guilty to attempted weapons possession or as we say here at the OSG HQ, utter stupidity, and will serve 2 years in prison. He can have 3 months and 14 days shaved off his sentence if Plax is a good boy behind bars.



Photo Courtesy: New York Post






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