Monday, July 12, 2010

Ichiro Touching Triggers Giddyness In Seattle Woman

((HT: KCPQ-TV/Fox Seattle))

The HQ doesn't know if this is a first of its kind, but Mariners outfielder Ichiro Suzuki triggered a truly hyper-giddy reaction from a fan after the slightest amount of physical contact ever recorded chasing a foul ball.

Just think what would have really happened if Ichiro REALLY DID touch this woman more than he actually did...

The world may never know...
 

If he had touched any harder, she really would have to call her mom...
And either a lawyer or a doctor...

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